I can never look at tentacles the same...

Ah, where to begin this post. I have two stories to tell...both which involve...surprise sexual violations.. (If that doesn't strike your interest, I don't know what will!) Oh and don't worry, nothing illegal, I swear!

So story numero uno: a longtime SL friend passed me an object called "This is a good laugh". Usually if I'm in a sim where I can't rez objects, I just attached the box or whatever to my hand (even if I look idiotic) and I can just drag the items out of the box and into my inventory via the edit menu...so that's what I had planned on doing. Until...THIS:

(I had to take a screenshot of a snapshot from SL, so sorry about the size/quality...not that anyone actually WANTS to see that >_>) The purple and pink frog THING was humping my poor, poor avatar. D;

I tried to detach it as fast as I could before anyone saw, but then in local chat..."lmfao tin tin" (yes, my in-world nickname from Themi is tin tin - it comes from my last name Valentin). And so it began. Themi so lovingly snapped a picture for *cough* memories >_>

And now for Part II of this saga...
Today someone passed me a LM to a sim for me to explore. I have a little note in my profile that says something to the effect of...if you have any recommendations for exploration sims, feel free to IM me or drop me a LM". I like when people give me LMs to places, it makes it more fun to go visit then when I just mindlessly browse Search or something. The best places are usually not found in search anyway.
So I arrived to a pretty small dome-like place that was very dark and had some tentacles flipping and twisting around. No biggy, right? Right. I saw a green flame that said Teleport to The Shadowlands: Crystal or something like that. So, curiously, I clicked it. It flew me up several hundred meters into another boxed-in area, but this time it was an old house. I went upstairs and looked around. Wasn't much to be seen except for an old chair, a candle and a bookcase. I clicked around on the furniture and then...
[21:08] Lurker Beyond whispers: You open the ornate doors, only to be grabbed and dragged toward something lurking beyond them. Tentacles bind you against hot, slime covered flesh.

I should have known to turn back then. I thought maybe it was going to be some sort of horror thing, but...well, let's just keep going and you'll see.

[21:08] Lurker Beyond whispers: You writhe against the rippling wall of flesh, trying to kick free. Your legs can't find any purchase in the slime to push against, and your arms are tightly bound. [21:08] Lurker Beyond whispers: The freeze as you hear something laugh. The sound vibrates through your body, leaving no doubt what-so-ever as to what created it.

Hmm...getting a little creepy.

[21:08] Lurker Beyond whispers: Terrible sounds of wet slime and sliding flesh attract your attention, making you look down. Your eyes grow wide as you watch an impossibly huge cock slide from its fleshy sheath.

:(__________________) [That's my jaw dropping in case you didn't catch that] I thought I had seen it all, but the mysterious tentacles in the wardrobe dresser sure threw me for a loop. At first I was shocked, then I just burst out laughing. I mean, if you're into that sort of thing then by all means, go for it...but me? No thank you. Btw, I'm sparing you all the other grimy details that came after.

But other than that, the sim was nicely designed and was just eerie enough.


So, thus ends my tales of sexual-woes for the week. Mind you, these two things happened within a span of oh...24 hours.

Keep those landmarks coming though, people! They're entertaining no matter what!

Agatha Trunchbull

I'm in a bloggy mood tonight. I promise this one will be quick though!
My outfit tonight made me think of Ms. Trunchbull from Matilda so here I am to show you my twisted look :>



She gave me the creeps.
"My school is a model of discipline! Use the rod, beat the child, that's my motto" - Ms. Trunchbull.
And don't even get me started on "The Chokey"!

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Style Creds: (holy~omgsh...this has to be the longest list I've done on this blog yet! Good thing I like making lists cause I'm OCD like that xP)

Hair: (Posh) - Push & Shove Sunflower
Hat: [part of] LeLutka Isha hair (modded to wear with other hairs / previous group gift)
Skin: {Frick} - Brass L'Exposition - Sugar - Dk Brows- 31L special @ The Bacchanal on the Love/Hate Headquarters Sim
Eyes: {Frick} - Clockworks Blue - 13L gacha special also @ The Bacchanal
Flogger: The Dictatorshop - purchased from XstreetSL (0L)
Monocle: Oh! Studio - Le Monocle Gold (previous gift)
Jacket: Sn@tch - Walk Away Jacket Black (part of current fishing prize - also available for purchase)
Collar: ::{Favole}:: - Melancholy
Cuffs: ::{Favole}:: - Control
Finger Tape: SiniStyle Design - Taped Fingers
Pants: [inner] Sn@tch - Stretch Pants Black (part of fishing outfit) / [outer] Sassy Kitty Designs - Overall Pinstripe Black Tight Pants/Suspender
Boots: *COCO* - Flat Ankle Boots Black (group gift)
Pose: (marukin) - dirty little secret (I'll just keep using this pose over and over and over and over because I love it so much :D)
LOCATION: Little Heaven sim...again :>

Show me yo' Interface!

Wow, that was a lame title. Anyway, today I was sorting through my inventory as I do about once a week now and I thought I'd blog about it. SO interesting, I know!
I try to delete everything I don't need (landmarks, notecards, ads) first and then file everything away in their respective folders. You see, at the beginning of this year, I decided I needed to get organized. My inventory was busting out of its seams like muffin-top tummy over jeans that are too tight (I don't know where that came from, but I felt an analogy was needed there...yeah. I am happy, however, to say that I do not possess said muffin top. /end cockiness). It took me a while, but I eventually got it narrowed down to everything I use pretty regularly or thought I might use later on. It's a bummer sometimes to think of some totally random object that I used to have and realize that I deleted it in the cleanup D; But for the most part, I enjoy my folders, sub-folders, sub-sub-folders...you get the idea.
So tell me, do you (there aren't many readers here so I'm not sure who I'm posing this question to) sort your inventory? If so, what sort of headings do you use?

Here's mine before finishing up the weekly sort (there are more folders below the cutoff, oops):


You'll have to click the image to see it larger so that you can actually read the titles (and I apologize for the quality, I don't know how to take an interface snapshot and have it turn out clear), but then again...I shouldn't advise that because my headings are kind of sloppy and odd. When I first sorted everything, I had a habit of CAPS APPARENTLY and repeating the titles (i.e. "TIGERCLAW TIGERCLAW" or "TATTOOS TATTOOS TATTOOS"). I guess I thought it would make the folders stand out more while I was sorting initially, but I think it's time for a re-organization, or at least re-titling of folders.

I do however, like my skin folder which has subfolders that include titles like: "Feeling Pretty (normal skins)", "Tan/darker than I prefer", "Decent Skins/Gifts I don't really use", "Goth, Very Pale tones/Geisha/Drow", "Halloween/Creepy Skins/Costume/Winter Skins"(LOL), and Ugly Duck has it's own folder because Fade Lei's skins and gifts stand alone in interesting uniqueness. It's kind of stupid that I have a folder of "gifts I don't really use" - if I don't use it, why do I have it? Guess I'll have to sort through those and see what the deal is there.
I feel like I need to explain a couple of other folders as well LOL. "Favole Themis Enzo Themy" cracks me up. I made this when Themi first started creating and because she names most of her items after really cool, but really hard to spell mythical things, I could never find any of her items when I searched. Thus, I added "Themis" or "Themi" to the end of the product names so I could find them. Then I got smart and just made a folder for her things, but never got around to changing the name lol.
"The Office Dwight Schrute Stuff" was from when I first joined SL, per the episode of The Office where Dwight signs up for a SecondLife account. I just couldn't bring myself to delete the items I suppose.
All the folders you see that have "everything" attached at the end just means that I had so many items from said stores, I didn't feel like sorting them and put them in their own folders. And don't be fooled by the order of the folders, I just started cranking out categories and numbering them as I went.


This post is turning out to be longer than expected. Maybe I'll just end it here.

I couldn't think of a good title.

Update: I decided just after posting this that I wanted to attempt to snap some better pictures. So here is pose #1 in a more fitting atmosphere (+mocha+ mainstore sim). Enjoy!


(You'll notice that this post was actually written last night, but I didn't post it until this morning so I could get all the links/SLURLS. Excuse the awkward wording and/or nonsense. It was past 2AM and I was exhausted XD)
I had another topic in mind for tonight, but honestly, it might have read rather mean-spirited and I just didn't know if I wanted to end the week with that sort of attitude. Fortunately for me, another topic sprung up just before I was about to log out for the night.

So, I was at Favole tonight, just checking up on things, greeting people, and what have you, when I got an IM from Milli Santos, owner of No Strings Attached, that really made my night. She just said that she appreciated that I greeted her and said that she liked my blog (three cheers for new readers!) and then she passed me a pose pack from her store - which is also an item for sale at the Operation Squeegee fundraiser for the Gulf oil spill recovery - just as a little gift.
If you know me, you know I get super excited whenever I come across really interesting and/or exceptionally kind people in SL - as my profile says, I even keep notes in people's profiles when I come across said types of people in case I ever run into them again, I'll remember whatever it was that I noted in their profile.

But anyway...

I'm not the blogger-review type of person, and I don't intend to do a review of the poses that she gave me because there are plenty of other more capable and skilled bloggers for that job XD ...But I did want to share that little story with the blog-o-sphere and I do want to share a couple of photos to show off the cuteness that is Milli's new pose pack called "My Friend Ben".



Not that my photos do the poses justice, considering that you can't see them full length (Sorry, Milli!), but on the left is pose #2 with the little mouse named Ben on my elbow, and on the right is another pose from the pack (#6), but I just wanted a close up of Ben :>

Anyway, you should go check out No Strings Attached and Operation Squeegee. NSA has a bunch of really cute couples poses (If only I had someone to use them with :< *sings* "I'm all aloneee. There's no one there besideee meee" LOL) and of course some nice single poses, but seriously, the pack at Operation Squeegee is so adorable and it's for a great cause so you can't help but go pick it up.

Oh and just another note, I still haven't figured out w-t-f is up with my blog header as far as the font goes...and I can't get the spacing/padding right for my "Home", "About", etc buttons so just bare with me until I can get the unsightly fonts and layout fixed >_>

Maybe I'm the only one...

But I definitely get lost every time I visit the LeLutka sims, which mind you, is not very often.

I'll get to the point of this post in just a few minutes, but first, I would like to explain. I know all you fashionistas love your LeLutka, Glam Affair, Emery, whatever, blah blah, whatever, and don't get me wrong, all these stores are fab...but I'm just not use to shopping at these places.
You see, I was never a linden-buying mass consumer until recently (and I still wouldn't say that I'm a mass consumer). I came into SL after seeing it featured on The Office (which by the way...did you hear?! Steve Carell, aka Michael Scott, is leaving the show *sob*) and I just thought I would play it for a day or two and then uninstall it - boy was I wrong.
After getting pretty involved in SL, I told myself that I would not put money into this "game". I know just how much some of my friends and family members put into games and it drives me absolutely nuts. I guess I would buy more stuff if SL, for me, wasn't just dress-up-my-virtual-barbie time...heck, maybe I'd even create if I thought I would be any good at it.
Anyway, I have never been really familiar with these big-name brands because I was use to buying the cheaper things or having to save up tips from my former hosting gigs for a few items that were on my wish list for some time.
Now, it's like learning how to shop all over again. I had my select favorite stores back then, and some are still my faves (can you say Bare Rose and Kin? Cheap and good quality, sa-wheet!), but now a whole new area of fashion has opened up. Though, if I see something I want, I add it to my "Need to Buy" notecard and if I still want it in a week or so, I'll just cave and buy some lindens and get the damn outfit. I find this cuts down on how much I spend.
And I know what you're all thinking, "wtf? the exchange rate is like 250L to a US dollar, why are you being such a cheap-ass?" I'm just very conservative when it comes to spending - in both worlds. I have to think about every purchase I make. In SL, I demo, compare, re-demo, narrow down, demo again, and then make my selection. In RL, I research, compare, test it out/try it on...several times, then make my decision.

WOW. Big wall o' text there. I find when I start typing, I just can't stop and I blab on in hopes of explaining myself....shit, I'm doing it again.

PHOTO TIME!



Oh, so I forgot to get back to the *original* point of this post. I was going to go shopping at LeLutka tonight for a blazer, but I could not for the life of me figure out where I was, even with the map (see above). I blame this partly on the fact that I had not yet rezzed. Of course, as soon as I snapped a quick photo, I looked to the left of the frame and WAHBAM! There was the Apparel section I was looking for *facepalm*
Psst, that cute "Tigur" that I'm holding is from [kue]. I'm all about adorable things you can hold in SL.

In any case, I'm exhausted - it's nearly 2AM and intead of shopping, I decided to write this post. Oops, my avi is still looking clueless, standing in the middle of the store >_>
Maybe tomorrow.


P.S.: I hope this post even made sense. I'm running on empty tonight so forgive my nonsense x_X

Feel it in My Bones

Hit 'Play' while you're reading this for awesome tunage!

Ahem. So I've been searching for a Tegan and Sara-esque hairstyle in SL for a few days and today, my search (unknowingly) ended at Little Heaven. I haven't been there in over a year. I used to go there all the time because I thought the sim was so neat and the products were so original and cool. Anyway, someone posted some Little Heaven hair on one of the fashion blogs and it made me want to go check out what was new. I went over to the hair section and there were two V's on the lucky chairs so I snagged those. When I opened the boxes, I found two hairs - one of which was very similar to the style I had been searching for. Joy! I had a look around to see if there were any other cool hairs and ended up buying a set.

Then, of course, I wanted to take pictures and try to pretend to be some badass rockstar *cough*

Just chillin' (like a boss). Anddd then it was time to explore the rest of the sim. :>




This room (above) still makes me cringe. If you step on the blood splatters, you hear it squish. *faints*

Oh nu. I fell on a sword...or something.

But, of course, I arise all badass-like to stand next to a burning car. ...Uh, yeah >_>

Anyway! I enjoy the sim, and my new hurr, so hopefully you will too! Go check out Little Heaven (or is it Little Hell with all those mutilated bodies?) here!

Oh, PS: all poses (with the exception of the dying on the floor) are from (marukin). You can find the SLURL by searching said name or flipping back to one of my previous posts. I'm not logged in to SL right now so no SLURL. :(

Whaaaaat?

So I read this comical article over on The Alphaville Herald and I just wanted to share it.


In related news, according to the Official Second Life Blog, M Linden will be stepping down and Philip will be back as CEO. Kind of...interesting (to say the least) that this comes right after the "restructuring" of the company (i.e. firing nearly 30% of all Linden employees).


Just sayin'.